Masturbation Quiz
Test your knowledge of masturbation.
Here are the results of your quiz:
Correct answers are marked with a , while wrong answers have a next to them.
1
Wrong
What is the longest amount of time a participant in the annual Masturbate-a-Thon has masturbated to raise money for a cause?
a) 2 hours
b) 6.5 hours
c) 8.5 hours
d) 18 hours
Your answer is wrong! The correct answer is "c". One dedicated (and liberally lubricated) soul did indeed clock 8.5 hours during the annual fundraiser organized by the Center for Sex and Culture. (
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2
Correct
What percentage of people who are married tell their partners that they masturbate?
a) More than 30 percent
b) Less than 30 percent
c) 30 percent
Good Job! The correct answer is "b". (
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3
Wrong
What popular commercial food product was originally developed to prevent young boys from masturbating?
a) Cheese Whiz
b) Twinkies
c) Quaker Oatmeal
d) Bologna
e) Corn Flakes
Your answer is wrong! The correct answer is "e". Starting in the late 1800s, many attempts were made to develop a preventative treatment for adolescent masturbation, and Kellogg’s Corn Flakes was among the most famous - along with Graham Crackers. Based on the staying power of both Corn Flakes and adolescent masturbation, I’m guessing it didn’t work so well. (
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4
Correct
Which of the following are potential health benefits of masturbation?
a) Stress relief, pain relief, reduced risk of prostate cancer
b) Relief from insomnia, reduced hair loss, increased muscle tone
c) Increased cardiovascular capacity, better skin, reduced risk of depression
Good Job! The correct answer is "a". (
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5
Correct
What was former Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elder fired for saying about masturbation in 1994?
a) That masturbation should be a required part of sex education curriculum.
b) That masturbation is part of human sexual expression and perhaps should be taught in schools.
c) That teenagers should be encouraged to masturbate to better understand their own sexuality.
d) That masturbation is an appropriate substitute for sex with a partner.
Good Job! The correct answer is "b". (
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6
Wrong
Which of the following titles is a published book about masturbation?
a) My Lover, Myself
b) Love the One You’re With
c) My Endless Love
d) I Am My Lover
e) The Best I Ever Had
Your answer is wrong! The correct answer is "d". But with so few books published about masturbation, if you like the title you chose, why not think about writing your own? If not, you can check out these other great masturbation titles by following the link. (
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7
Correct
True or False: All organized religions condemn masturbation.
a) True
b) False
Good Job! The correct answer is "b". (
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8
Wrong
Which American actress has been in two masturbation scenes in mainstream movies?
a) Joan Allen
b) Maggie Gyllenhaal
c) Angelina Jolie
d) Natasha Lyonne
e) Naomi Watts
Your answer is wrong! The correct answer is "d". Natasha Lyonne whose funny and sensitive portrayals in “But I’m a Cheerleader” and “The Slums of Beverly Hills” brought masturbation to the silver screen twice in a ten-year period. (
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9
Wrong
According to research on masturbation...
a) Single people masturbate more than people in relationships.
b) Single people masturbate less than people in relationships.
c) Single people and people in relationships masturbate about the same amount.
Your answer is wrong! The correct answer is "c". There hasn’t been a lot of research on this, but looking at survey research starting in the 1970s, people in relationships don’t masturbate significantly less than single people. (
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10
Correct
True or False: Masturbation is the most commonly engaged in sexual behavior in the world.
a) True
b) False
Good Job! The correct answer is "a". (
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11
Correct
True or False: The more you masturbate the less you need to have sex with a partner.
a) True
b) False
Good Job! The correct answer is "b". (
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12
Correct
What is the technical definition of chronic masturbation?
a) Masturbating more than 6 times per day.
b) There is no medical definition of chronic masturbation.
c) Masturbating more than 50 times per week.
d) Defining masturbation as the number one priority in your life.
Good Job! The correct answer is "b". (
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13
Correct
Who said, “The subject of masturbation is inexhaustible.”
a) Sigmund Freud
b) Woody Allen
c) Mae West
d) Betty Dodson
e) Alfred Kinsey
Good Job! The correct answer is "a". (
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14
Correct
True or False: If you use a vibrator during masturbation it’s harder to orgasm with a partner.
a) True
b) False
Good Job! The correct answer is "b". (
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Your Score: You got 9 right out of 14 questions, for a score of 64 percent.
You did poorly
They say i did poorly... guess i need more practice. excuse me for a while.
